The Vasectomy Chronicles Part 3 - The Night Before

Twas the night before my vasectomy and all through the house...

You could hear my balls screaming!

Tomorrow I have my appointment to get neutered and wanted to update you on how I'm feeling before I have the procedure. I have previously written about my decision to have a vasectomy and about the consultation I had a few months ago.

The decision to stifle Ronnie and Reggie's baby-making power was an easy one. We have two children, we only wanted two. Believe me non-parents, two is more than enough!

My appointment is at 9:50 am tomorrow morning. We can get the school run out of the way and head into town for it. The Mrs has to come with me as I'm not allowed to drive home on my own.

Don't worry I won't Facebook live it!


I have two main things to do before going for this life-altering operation.

1. Buy some briefs (so I can feel like a five-year-old I guess or an 80-year-old). They also have to be as tight as possible to keep the boys secure. This is starting to feel like it's going to be uber uncomfortable.

2. Wet shave my "area". This should be fun. I'm not saying anymore.

Nerves, what nerves?

As I write this I'm not nervous, but then someone isn't about to rip my nads out right now. I may be exaggerating there slightly. I might be tomorrow before the actual chop but at the moment I'm more excited about the possibility of not having any more children LOL.

I'll write a post tomorrow after it to let you all know what the happy haps is with Bill and Ben and how the procedure went.

Tonight in bed I'll probably be thinking quite a bit about what it's going to be like but I've got the following small playlist to calm any nerves that might arise...

Do you really want to hurt me? - Culture Club
The first cut is the deepest - Cheryl Crow
Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
Great balls of fire - Jerry Lee Lewis

*Since writing this post I have now had the snip. You can read that post here.

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  1. I wished my bloody other half would have gone to get the snip.....he refused point blank. Even refused to get our old dog done too....bloody hell. This post me laugh! Well done you and ummm,, good luck!

  2. Show it all went well. Did they not do the non incision method (the 'Chinese' method as I believe it's often referred to)? Hope you recover swiftly.

    1. all went fine. It was "snip and burn" method LOL I believe they call it the non scalpol method though which isn't as cool a name

  3. Ha ha, I feel for you as much as one Sans Testicles can :-) Of course I have to go and read pt2...well done for taking one for the team, and thanks for joining #cooldadclub over at #coolmumclub

  4. ouch I feel for you!! I hope all went well and it wasnt too horrendous!
    Thank you for sharing this with us at #TriumphantTales. I hope to see you back next week!

  5. Oh no! My husband had the snip a few years ago now and I was SO unsympathetic! Having five children I was quite smug that he was finally suffering! #thatfridaylinky


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