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on October 05, 2017

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The Fireman Sam Conspiracy

We all know that Fireman Sam is Norman Prices father, I mean they are the only two people in Pontypandy with ginger hair!

Don't anyone give me any of that science bollocks about someone not having to have ginger hair to have a ginger child cause I'm not buying it! There was at one time, clearly a fireman's award ceremony, where Sam and Dilys had a few too many peach schnapps and ended up making sweet sweet love in the coat room.

9 months later, out pops Norman Fucking Price! Yes, that is his *actual middle name.

Does Pontypandy have a dark secret? Over the years there has been a large increase in the population of the small town of Pontypandy but one resident seems to have mysteriously gone missing...
Where on earth is Bella Lasagne? The official story is that Bella "moved to Newtown" (which is the most made up name for a town ever, apart from Madeup town obvs). She returned after several years to help Gareth with a food gala but then she was never seen again.
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Alice's Adventures! - A babies point of view

"Achoo!!"

Oh my god what was that?! Ah I'm awake now it doesnt matter. Right, what to do first? The big guys Ironing so I think I'll test his reflexes by rolling straight off the couch, that'll check If he's awake or not.

Dont worry he saved me with plenty of time. I guess he was watching, four eyes really are better than two! Now he's sat down next to me, I think I'll pretend I want a cuddle. Yes! he's picking me up and he's going for a cuddle. Now It's time to bounce up and down and try and climb up the back of the couch.

Pregnancy - What I imagine it's not like

You have to cook a baby for 9 months. I imagine it's not like cooking a roast.

Thank you!

You often feel bloated. I imagine it's not like being bloated from too much KFC.

Thank you!

You have lots of sickness which isn't very nice. I imagine it's not like the sickness after a bitchin night out.

Thank you!

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