A new swear word was born

*WARNING!* This post contains words or phrases that some people may find offensive. If you are sensitive to swear words then please don't read any further. Feel free to share it though as plenty of others love a good swear word.


A week or so ago i decided that my swearing vocabulary needed some new additions. How was I going to bring these new additions into my life? By asking everyone on Twitter of course!



Remember if you get offended by swearing don't read any further! So here goes, here is the list of all the swear words that you guys gave me! Thanks for all your input, it was one of my most engaged tweets for a while LOL! Feel free to use any of these in your daily life.  

  • Fuckadoodledo
  • Cockwomble (my favourite!)
  • Wank stain
  • Bastardo
  • Cuntychops
  • Fuckery
  • Bellend
  • Smurf dicked tree fucker
  • Donkey fucking bag of ball sweat (thanks Jeff for that one, used it already!)
  • Bollockschop
  • Jizzbucket
  • Millions of sperm and you won?!
  • Twatty Bollox
  • Cunty McDickslap
  • Twunt
  • Cuntflap
  • Dick Ssplash
  • Twatbadger
  • Fucktard
  • Gobshite
  • Bunglecunt
This list is by no means exhaustive! If you have enjoyed any of these then leave me a comment of which one was your favourite. Also, feel free to add any others in the comments!

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