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on September 27, 2017

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Family Sues Holiday Park After Wind Keeps Them Up All Night

A family from Hull is suing a local holiday park, as their holiday was “ruined by the noise of the wind on the caravan roof.” They claim they “didn’t sleep a wink” during their weekend stay.

Joe a father of 3 who told us he has never seen an episode of Games Of Thrones, and surprisingly, doesn’t do cross fit (we only assume this as he didn’t immediately tell us upon our arrival) said “The wind was ridiculous, who decides to put a holiday camp near the sea were everyone knows it will be windier?”

The irony of everyone knowing that it is windier near the sea and then still going on holiday there seemed to be lost on Joe.

“The wind was that bad I couldn’t even hear the sound of my own farts.”

We contacted the holiday park in question and the responded to Joe’s claim about his holiday being ruined.

They said “we are aware of a gentleman’s dissatisfaction with his stay recently due to it being a bit windy. We had received no complaints from the person in question whilst he was staying here with…

Pregnancy - What I imagine it's not like

You have to cook a baby for 9 months. I imagine it's not like cooking a roast.

Thank you!

You often feel bloated. I imagine it's not like being bloated from too much KFC.

Thank you!

You have lots of sickness which isn't very nice. I imagine it's not like the sickness after a bitchin night out.

Thank you!

The Fireman Sam Conspiracy

We all know that Fireman Sam is Norman Prices father, I mean they are the only two people in Pontypandy with ginger hair!

Don't anyone give me any of that science bollocks about someone not having to have ginger hair to have a ginger child cause I'm not buying it! There was at one time, clearly a fireman's award ceremony, where Sam and Dilys had a few too many peach schnapps and ended up making sweet sweet love in the coat room.

9 months later, out pops Norman Fucking Price! Yes, that is his *actual middle name.

Does Pontypandy have a dark secret? Over the years there has been a large increase in the population of the small town of Pontypandy but one resident seems to have mysteriously gone missing...
Where on earth is Bella Lasagne? The official story is that Bella "moved to Newtown" (which is the most made up name for a town ever, apart from Madeup town obvs). She returned after several years to help Gareth with a food gala but then she was never seen again.
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