September 30, 2017

I survived!

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"I'm going away for the weekend, that ok?"

As you can tell that was more of a statement from my wife than a question. That was about 3 weeks ago, today is that day.

The kids are now in bed, here is how the day with the devil children went...
September 27, 2017

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September 20, 2017

A new swear word was born

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*WARNING!* This post contains words or phrases that some people may find offensive. If you are sensitive to swear words then please don't read any further. Feel free to share it though as plenty of others love a good swear word.

A week or so ago i decided that my swearing vocabulary needed some new additions. How was I going to bring these new additions into my life? By asking everyone on Twitter of course!

Remember if you get offended by swearing don't read any further! So here goes, here is the list of all the swear words that you guys gave me! Thanks for all your input, it was one of my most engaged tweets for a while LOL! Feel free to use any of these in your daily life.  

  • Fuckadoodledo
  • Cockwomble (my favourite!)
  • Wank stain
  • Bastardo
  • Cuntychops
  • Fuckery
  • Bellend
  • Smurf dicked tree fucker
  • Donkey fucking bag of ball sweat (thanks Jeff for that one, used it already!)
  • Bollockschop
  • Jizzbucket
  • Millions of sperm and you won?!
  • Twatty Bollox
  • Cunty McDickslap
  • Twunt
  • Cuntflap
  • Dick Ssplash
  • Twatbadger
  • Fucktard
  • Gobshite
  • Bunglecunt
This list is by no means exhaustive! If you have enjoyed any of these then leave me a comment of which one was your favourite. Also, feel free to add any others in the comments!

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September 20, 2017

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September 13, 2017

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September 11, 2017

Mickeys Halloween Party

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When we went to Disney World a few years ago it was near Halloween. This meant we could get tickets to go to Mickeys not so scary Halloween party. This is where Magic Kingdom is decorated all Halloweeny (that's right, it's a word).  We decided to go dressed up, and by we, I mean my wife so I had to obey. Joseph and I dressed as Peter Pan. You can clearly see that I only really had a hat on (thankfully). Yes, you can see the Mrs dressed as Wendy, and yes, that is a bedsheet LOL.
September 06, 2017

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September 01, 2017

Disney Cruise Photo Gallery

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Next year we will hopefully be booking to go to Disney World in 2019 or 2020 depending on our money situation.  We are a family that loves Disney World, I have been 3 times, Kerry has been about 6 and Joseph once. Our little Alice hasn't been yet, mainly due to the fact I don't want to take her on a plane as she is a nightmare for sitting still LOL.